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These are the Armies of the Peloton
SOMMELIER: Johnathon Vaughters (Ajax)
WEAPONS: Everyone... but who's Michel Kreder?
THE BOSS: Bob Stapleton
PHAROAH: Mark "I'm not a fookin' animal, you know..." Cavendish
TEAM MANAGER: Brian Nygaard
WEAPONS: Scarves (thanks to The Pit Walk), Fabian Cancellara, Jens Voigt, Andy Schleck's stomach, hair-gel.
WEAPONS: These (from pezcyclingnews.com)
WEAPONS: their website, the Pride of Wallonia (thanks to The Service Course)
CAPTAIN of SHIP: Bjarne "everything is fine" Riis
WEAPONS: Team bus, doing what every other team does with more pretension , free television
BOSS: Andre Tchmil
WEAPONS: Tommeke and his his song (via Cycling Fans Anonymous)
WEAPONS: This dude (who's featured on their their 2011 kit)
ALL THEIR HOPES REST UPON: Robert Gesink, oops, I mean Robert Gesink
12. the Baseball Furies:
BOSS:Johan Brunyeel, Lance "On your LEFT!" Armstrong, & this guy
FUTURE DEPENDS ON: Jeff Novitzky, battery sales, who am I kidding?
WEAPONS: Snicker Bars, In & Out Burger, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie, Chevrolet, Tiago Machado
TEAM SONG: This
BOSS: Jim Ochowicz
WEAPONS: Cadel "Cuddles" Evans, "Big" George "I had good legs on the Molenberg..." Hincapie, Taylor "not so mini" Phinney, Brent Bookwalter
TEAM LEADER: Igor Anton (image from Anne Cubberly)
WEAPONS: Pantone #19-0192 "Tawny Ultressa", Nicholas Roche
MISSING: Sebastian "Bernard's not related to" Hinault
16. the Gladiators:
WEAPONS: Johnny Hoogerland, Stijn Devolder
17. Satan's Mothers MC:
LEADER: Alexander "blood in my thighs" Vinokourov
WEAPONS: Alessandro Petacchi, Damiano Cunego, Michele Scarpone
WEAPONS: Tough, Mara Abbott, Emma Pooley, Kristen Armstrong, Jeannie "Betty Norris" Longo-Ciprelli, and many, many, many more!
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